My stupid shit

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get-a-fucking-pen:

roxylaughingaloneinthetardis:

sailorswayze:

theoddmentemporium:

An alien survivor from a prehistoric saucer crash? An unfortunate time traveler from the future? A tradesman from a parallel universe? A hitherto undiscovered species? Or a mere freak deformity of a human being? Nobody knows for sure, but no matter the explanation, the Sealand Skull has potential to change the view of the world we live in. 

The July 2007 discovery of the skull in Olstykke on the Danish island Sealand did however not make headlines and remained largely ignored by science until 2010. The researchers who in 2008 examined the skull at the Veterinarian High School in Copenhagen merely concluded that “Although resembling a mammal, certain features make it impossible to fit the animal into Linnaean taxonomy”.

Dug up during the replacement of old sewer pipes, the finder at first believed that it was some horse bone, as the house formerly belonged to a horse butcher, and the garden is full of remains. It was not until refilling the trench that he noticed its humanoid shape. Later excavations at the site have not uncovered further remains with connection to the creature, only identifiable animal bones, stone axes and other Neolithic tools which are common to the area. The fact that the skull was found among Neolithic remains does however, not reveal its age. Carbon 14 dating at the Niels Bohr Institute in Copenhagen has shown that the creature lived between 1200 and 1280 AD. Furthermore, the skull was found above the old pipes, whose age suggests that it wasn’t buried until after 1900. Also the absence of other skeleton parts of the creature, together with the skull’s state of preservation, has led the scientists to suspect that it has not been buried for long, probably only a couple of decades. MORE.

Riiight…

AND WITH THAT THE ANIME SKULL WAS DISCOVERED

/scream

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elasticitymudflap:

aberrantkenosis:

am i fired from this fanbase yet?

no u get a gold star

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wardencest:

chillinginmyhermithole:

princeofkokoros:

“Why are there spinning kids on my dash”

the unanswerable question that has plagued humanity for centuries

Help! I can’t stop watching these! They go so well with my music!

u spin me right round baby right round like a record baby

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thereiscokeinmycoke:

call-me-murder:

dannydoyle13:

wearekidsondrugs:

sarkyfancypants:

saddeer:

cliht:

teethmilk:

Diphallia is a rare medical condition in which a male infant is born with two penises.

It is also one of my fetishes.

oh

I…. I thought that was impossible… holy shit…

But which one do you pee out of…

……..

HOLY SHIT HUMAN SOLLUX EXISTS.

I would honestly like to NOT reblog this.

But there’s two of them.

And I, for some reason, find myself being unable to not reblog it.

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samzuu:

ammodramus:

url-goes-here:

figuring-our-biggering:

flufff-cheese:

xomarara:

georgebushmpreg:

sugoiadelle:

polarishark:

facepalmx2combo:

jerrymojo2:

lokisbuttcrack:

Malice, Secrets, Cum

oh okay

Rage, Secrets, Stalker

…..

PFFFTTT XD

Maniac, Kiss, Men.

Ok.

Malice, Maniac, Lust

Bail, Feel, Flesh

Secrets, Passion, Suicide
uuhmmmmmfm?? 

Suicide Scum Kiss… oh okay

Rage Dread Scum

Bail Lust See

okay

Bail Suicide Scum

oh

okay then

secrets, peep, passion

what

naked arm feel

i

cut, secrets, feel

ammodramus:

recklessantics:

rosenightshade:

thepattywagon:

oddii:

miramoondarling:

uhmwillowsomething:

trillbabe:

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

tooaccustomedtocustoms:

turdshuffler:

Zombie dude from Miami.

Swaqq to the nth degree.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

shit niqqa he was hungry as fuck

holy shit it was a black man 

ugh why

So this is the guy who was eating the other guy’s face

Welp didn’t expect that

I have never been so terrified to be living in Florida before

I read about this earlier

DEAR FUCK

It’s starting

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK…… ;-;

SO THAT TRIP I WAS GOING TO MAKE TO CANADA? OFFICIALLY MOVING OUT OF FLORIDA DEUCES

daaaaang……..

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kissedmequiteinsane:

agent-bartowski:

bastardfromabasket:

shercockandmycrotch:

This is what happens when you morph Iron Man, Thor, Captain America and Loki together

um

oh shit

omg

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bradley-uppercrust-the-iii:

strong-plushrumps:

mistakes13:

onslaught14:

Guys, I found Rose’s Mom on iCarly. Spencer…why are you making a nude, snow person version of Mom Lalonde? Spencer, do you read Homestuck? I bet you read Homestuck.

Does this remind you of anything?

oh my fduck

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA